http://aimeebloved.disqus.com/enWed, 04 Feb 2009 14:46:16 -0000http://aimee-b-loved.tumblr.com/post/74952598#comment-5842626I meet most of your requirements on this list, and I also have two summers' worth of professional cabana-boy experience. Unfortunately for you, my only credible character reference for points 3, 4, 5, and 6 is my wife, who is almost certainly unwilling to sell or trade me at any price. <br><br>But: good news! I bring you insider info from the seamy underbelly of the cabana-boy trade. My former employer closes up shop in September of every year, so if you can wait until fall, you can pounce on a mid-Atlantic beach town and snap up a soon-to-be-unemployed cabana boy at a discount... then jet him down to Points South and make use of him for at least nine months before his talents will fetch market value.JRWed, 04 Feb 2009 14:46:16 -0000http://aimee-b-loved.tumblr.com/post/74952598#comment-5768674Or trying to make a funny. But what-evs.aimee_b_lovedMon, 02 Feb 2009 01:33:13 -0000http://aimee-b-loved.tumblr.com/post/74952598#comment-5768569Desperate much?The TruthMon, 02 Feb 2009 01:23:08 -0000