DISQUS

Aimee_B_Loved: WANTED: Cabana Boy

  • The Truth · 10 months ago
    Desperate much?
  • aimee_b_loved · 10 months ago
    Or trying to make a funny. But what-evs.
  • JR · 10 months ago
    I meet most of your requirements on this list, and I also have two summers' worth of professional cabana-boy experience. Unfortunately for you, my only credible character reference for points 3, 4, 5, and 6 is my wife, who is almost certainly unwilling to sell or trade me at any price.

    But: good news! I bring you insider info from the seamy underbelly of the cabana-boy trade. My former employer closes up shop in September of every year, so if you can wait until fall, you can pounce on a mid-Atlantic beach town and snap up a soon-to-be-unemployed cabana boy at a discount... then jet him down to Points South and make use of him for at least nine months before his talents will fetch market value.